The population problem could be your cup of tea Although it runneth over, you can do more than let it be Instead of feeling helpless in the struggle to survive There’s a way to do your part and keep your family alive Have a friend for dinner; it should be lots of fun It doesn’t matter if he’s tough as long as he’s well done Have a friend for dinner, and make him close his eyes He’ll be the life of the party when it comes as a surprise Have a friend for dinner; choose him for his taste Invite your gourmet friends to come to make sure there’s no waste Have a friend for dinner and serve him up a feast Just make sure to save the dog the parts you like the least Have you tried the seasoned actor or the half-baked politician? There’s nothing like peasant under glass for down-to-earth nutrition So start the celebration and gorge until you burst And have that friend for dinner before... ...he has you first